10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.