10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Fold and live to fold again
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery