10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword