10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it