10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.