10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"