10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack