10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker is for loners.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-