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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare