10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!