10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.