10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT