10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it