10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.