10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is for loners.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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