10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."