10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "No river, no fish."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon