10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.