10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.