10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- im going to 2 out you to death
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.