10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach