10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson