10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss