10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown