10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is for loners.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.