10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Welcome to kicker school
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters