10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones