10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- It's Free To Fold...