10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.