10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers