10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.