10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels