10 Random Poker Quotes

I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
Fold and live to fold again
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
Welcome to kicker school
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts