10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves