10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.