10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]