10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?