10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22