10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant