10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom