10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger