10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from