10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury