10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders