10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986