10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.