10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "No river, no fish."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP