10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.