10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is for loners.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Fold and live to fold again