10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."